I have thought of a few more things to add to my list...maybe you can relate, or maybe you'll just think I'm a super freak ;)
1. I absolutely without a doubt cannot go to sleep with make up on. Granted I don't wear that much...normally just concealer, some eyeshadow, mascara and lip gloss..but I can't do it. In fact, I could be stupid a** drunk and I will still somehow manage to wash my face before bed. P.S. This also includes earrings. I wear small studs and cannot fall asleep with them on. No way, no how.
I wonder if KStew washes off her make up post romp with Rob, pre-sleep ;)2. I can go without my morning coffee, but that's about it. Don't expect me to form any sort of coherent sentences. I NEED MY MORNING COFFEE. THAT IS ALL.
Rob needs his coffee too.
3. I can wiggle my ears together, or one at a time. Maybe we should add talent show to our Forks fun list? I already have a competition going with Mama Cougar...however I'll keep you in the dark about that one...it's TMI fo sho.
This is what I got when I googled Twilight Ears.
4. I hate raisins. Ok, maaaaybe hate is a strong word, but I don't like them. In fact, I think they ruin so many perfectly good cookies & cakes.
I couldn't have said it better myself.
5. I'm clumsy as all hell. I have spilled more wine glasses in my life than I care to recount. In fact one time when Lisa called me, I jumped to grab my cell and knocked my full glass of red all over the carpet. Smooth.
This may or may not be me in Forks.
So now that you know I'm a super freak...do you have any odd things you'd like to share?
XOXO J
Rob needs his coffee too.3. I can wiggle my ears together, or one at a time. Maybe we should add talent show to our Forks fun list? I already have a competition going with Mama Cougar...however I'll keep you in the dark about that one...it's TMI fo sho.
This is what I got when I googled Twilight Ears.4. I hate raisins. Ok, maaaaybe hate is a strong word, but I don't like them. In fact, I think they ruin so many perfectly good cookies & cakes.
I couldn't have said it better myself.
5. I'm clumsy as all hell. I have spilled more wine glasses in my life than I care to recount. In fact one time when Lisa called me, I jumped to grab my cell and knocked my full glass of red all over the carpet. Smooth.
This may or may not be me in Forks.So now that you know I'm a super freak...do you have any odd things you'd like to share?
XOXO J
Oh, I must of missed that post over at Twitarded.
ReplyDeleteLet's see. Five things about me, that will relate to Forks.
1) I have an obsession with socks. I cannot go barefoot. I just can't!! The floor is dirty and gross and I hate dirty feet (so weird, coming from someone who lives in Hawaii).
2) I must have coffee. I do get cranky and tired, but more so, I will get a migraine. I suppose one day I will need coffee intervention. Until then...
3) It's hard for me to go to the bathroom in strange places (watch out Twilight Cupcake, I may have to have you turn the tv on loud and leave the room, for me to go).
4) I am a little obsessed with my phone. I look at it constantly and have been known to have to force myself not to look at it. It's literally an unconscionable reflex.
5) I can be super shy and will probably need to be drunk to meet over 100 women. Or I will cling to all you hoors like crazy, over the course of the trip.
@HG- Too funny about the socks..esp since you live in Hawaii lol! I look at my phone constantly as well ;)
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Wow, Jen, I could have written your #1. I am the exact same way! I also agree with your #4. Diet Pepsi is my morning cup of coffee, though. I am sadly addicted to the stuff.
@HG - I'm the opposite about socks. It bugs me to walk around in them and pick things up on them that I can see and that stick to them longer than they would on my feet. TOTALLY agree with the cell phone obsession, though. I think we'll see a lot of that in FORKS.
You already know too much about me, Jen, but here goes:
#1 - I have an irrational fear of wh*les that has grown to encompass pretty much all sea creatures. They are in the water and we are on land for a reason people!!! Not crazy about being out in the dark along the shores of any of the beaches on the res and am thankful we're not taking the ferry from Seattle to Forks and back.
#2 - I cannot stand Bey*nce. If someone cranks up one of her tunes during our karoake night, I will have to plug my ears or take a potty break.
#3 - Speaking of potty breaks, I go a lot on a good day; but when I'm drinking, it's 117x worse. If you find yourself asking, "Where's Lisa," safe bet it will be in the bathroom.
#4 - I only smoke when I drink. So don't be shocked if you see me smoking in FORKS.
#5 - I'm a hugger. You have been forewarned!
LMAO LISA!
ReplyDeleteI love wh*les, but in actuality I'm a huge fan of sh*rks.
B*yonce as a person BUGS...but I do really like a couple of her songs.
I piss a sh*t load when I'm drinking so we'll both me in the potty quite a bit.
I'm a hugger to...
I'd say we're compatible....minus the sea creature/water situation. Oh...and I'll have to refrain from breaking out to "blah blah blah blah blah put a ring on it" or "sweeet dreams & a blah blah blah"... ;)
xo J
too...gaaah.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE IT!!! I HAVE to have coffee...it's a must. I should come with some sort of disclaimer: can not be held responsible for actions prior to coffee consumption.
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