So Cal Swamp Ass & Shirtlessness

So if you follow me on twitter (@TwiredJen) you may or may not have heard me bitch about how So Cal never really had a summer. Granted San Diego typically gets Summer weather around late July-Sept, and sometimes even into Oct. Well, our summer was in the low 70's, with not a lot of sun. We're known for getting slapped with a heat wave come Sept/Oct, but we're getting more than slapped...we're getting pummeled, whipped, spanked (mmm Fifty) and thrown for a f*cking loop as I speak...er...type.

I like this. It looks like a penis.

Here's an article that was posted in our local paper this morning, just in case you think I'm being a whiny bitch.

"Coastal San Diego County is experiencing the hottest day it’s had in decades, with temperatures soaring above 100 degrees from Oceanside to San Diego, says the National Weather Service. By 11 a.m. Monday, the temperature hit 109 degrees near the Oceanside airport, 108 at Camp Pendleton, 106 at Point Loma, and 100 at North Island. Forecasters also had readings of 104 at University Heights in San Diego, 108 in Torrey Pines, 107 at Montgomery Field, and 102 at Chula Vista. The Weather Services says the extraordinary heat is being caused by warm offshore winds, high pressure, and an inversion layer that is making the region bake.
At 4 a.m., the temperature at 500 feet above the surface was 95 degrees, creating a warm layer that mixed with the air closer to the surface as the sun rose. This is the hottest Sept. 27 since 1963, when the temperature rose to 104 degrees in the San Diego area." -Gary Robbins

Here's a pic taken by somebody from this morning, that was attached to that article.

A boat pulling into San Diego Bay.

Then...I just read another warning about Los Angeles on weather.com, it's 113 f*cking degrees! Apparently the hottest day on record. I wonder if Heidi Montag's boobs and face have melted yet? Just sayin'. Oh, and I may or may not have swamp ass by the time I reach Forks on Thursday. (yah, I stole that term from JJ *waves*)

So I was trying to figure out how to make this Twilight related...I just don't think it's going to happen folks.

Oh wait a minute, how bout' some shirtlessness?

RPATTZ

TAY

JRATH

KLUTZ

Hey may not be Twilight related, but he's an ode to the shirtless Gawds.

ASKARS

I couldn't leave ya hanging, now could I? YUMMY.


XOXO J