Eclipse Whores Unite!

I just finished reading a post by Jenny Jerkface entitled The Case of the Absent-Minded Spoiler Whore & it got me thinking...Did all of my New Moon spoiler whoring around ruin my New Moon experience? Um......NO. However, the devils advocate in me wonders had I not witnessed any spoilers, could New Moon have been better? I can't say for sure, because I did tramp around, soaking up as much New Moon spoiler goodness as humanly possible.

I google image whore, and this is what I get :)

As far as whether or not the spoilers have any impact on ones enjoyment of an anticipated movie, such as Eclipse...I'll never know. And, I'm not willing to find out! I guess ignorance is bliss? Plus I kinda like being whorrish...when it come to the Twilight Saga..(wink wink)

Oh, and for those of you that spoiler-whored yourselves silly for New Moon, and would like to remain all f*cking Virgin-like for Eclipse...I give you this:

Give it a try u wannabe born again Virgins!

Not sure if it works, so don't come crying to me if you can't mend your Twimen.

XOXO J